This is scary. I have never been one for talking, or social interaction for that matter, but I try to be involved when I can. Without this, we will revert to our instinctual selves.
Which brings me to my next point. Learning. I do try to keep myself open to new ideas, alternate ways to accomplish simple tasks and just the enjoyment of watching and observing how nature unfolds. The iPod wanderings have opened up many new ideas for me as well. First of all, I am always focused when listening to music in public. I break into a voracious yawp or melodic drumline far too easily and this is not something I need to expose to the population at large. But I did discover that it is much easier to pass gas in public with music on. You can be as stealthy as a fly....."hey! I didnt hear a thing... damn Im smooth." But take this with some warning. You are fooling yourself, the more you sneak the cheek, the more brazen you become. And sooner or later you will (reverting to my previous statement about losing social graces) be brave enough... no stupid enough, well, I guess you just won't give a crap about the world around you and you will float your air biscuits whenever they arise. And we cannot have this in our world. People, you cannot go around farting at will just because you have music blasting in your brain and can't hear what everyone else hears you do.
Like many great discoveries, they come with great warnings. Just because you cannot hear what you are doing, doesnt mean that the rest of us wont either.
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